But looooorrrrdd help us if us gays want to get married and have babies. Sinners!

You just want tort reform so you can commit malpractice. (I kid, I kid)

That's actually not a very fair assessment. This year, at least, there was a lot of focus on training conservatives to get involved in politics locally, how to engage people about issues they care about, how to engage in grassroots activism. The RNC (and DNCC) is 100% a celebration of party accomplishments, but…

Lisa's statement necklace game is STRONG AS HELL.

but some people do take a break from morals. It's due to the isolated conference atmosphere. If it were a conference of doctors or teachers I think the same things would happen.

Considering that she was sharing a stage with RUSH LIMBAUGH and her's was the weight that was mocked.....

We need that POG 4 museum it is a v v important artifact

I've always wanted to have something of mine in a museum with a card that says "on loan from the estate of Cheerful_exgirlfriend" and I just so happen to be the very proud owner of a Tonya Harding POG 'slammer'.

10:52 a.m. and still...

Jimmy Fallon.

Lena Dunham took something and made it mostly about her? NO WAY!

I absolutely loathe the false dichotomy that movie presents. There are two types of [human] women: evil conniving selfish manipulators (ugly, of course) who will eventually get their comeuppance which you can and should get all schadenfreude over; and sweet nice pretty ones who simply endure and hope and remain…

Wait, these are adult-size clothing choices, for adult women?

1. Thank you.

Y'all are a couple of beautiful, majestic snow leopards of feminist freedom and I've loved every moment of your CPAC coverage.

is English her first language?

I would have thought it was funny if the writers for the Simpsons were half as hilarious as they used to be a decade ago. Now I'm not convinced that they aren't chimps that have been locked in cages since 2007.

My understanding, limited as it may be, is that this young girl would not have detonated the bomb herself no matter what, so the fact that she didn't is not probative. Someone else would have been in charge of the actual detonation.

Of course, very very few of these young women are acting out of conviction. They…

The Obama's had burgers and fries once so she can't encourage people to eat healthy foods? I'm pretty sure she's not trying to outlaw fries or oreos, just make sure that children grow up having junk food as a special, infrequent treat instead of a cornerstone of their diet.