I'm like: Lupita, RUN. Run away and never look back!
I think the hair is a trap. Literally. Like, a snare.
But like the story says, he's a flake, so it'll never happen.
She can do so much better than baby blue Jesus.
Lupita... I know he's got the "sexy hipster Jesus" thing going for him... But IT'S A TRAP.
And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...
All right, I hate 50 Shades of grey, and I love pissing off my friends who are fans by reminding them how problematic the whole series is, but come on. That's like blaming alcohol or short skirts. He raped her because he's a rapist who was not brought up well and us taking out his issues on defenseless women.
If Mimi-Rose has good health insurance (which, if she's less than 26, she could still be on her parent's plan), her abortion could have been super cheap. An abortion would cost me $20.
The fact that a Mexican director won doesn't negate the larger point of lack of opportunity. Apparently contradictory things can both be true: the US can be racist and have a black President.
One Latino winning does not really refute my overall point.
He sounded SO Much like Kevin Spacey in HOC... freaky.
Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though
That was a thing of beauty. I love Sesame Street parodies! They've got some sharp wits in the writer's room.
What about Shirley MacLaine's response? She was sitting directly behind Ethan Hawke and her joyous reaction is also priceless. I bet there were a lot of people in that audience who were like FUCK YEAH ARQUETTE.