I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

I am all aboard this train.

Trout I love you but what in the everloving fuck is wrong with you.

Best pizza, hands down: Barbecue sauce (YEAH, I SAID IT), bacon, caramelized onions, and gouda. Mmm-mmm-MMM. Delicious.

Garlic, anchovy and red onion in the top 6?

pineapple is my favorite pizza topping. I only have it for lunch because of the excessive side eye my husband gives me.

gamergate: we're offending that you implied we'd rape people but still LOL A GIRL GOT GANGRAPED LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The meat packing industry in the 1900s?

YES. Thank you.

Don't get me wrong, I like Drake and I think a lot of what he puts out is great, but sometimes he comes off as the Ross Geller of hip hop.

Meanwhile, in a house made of gold bricks, E. L. James polishes her diamond bust of Edward Cullen with the fur of a rare albino baby panda.

Something tells me I'd like this Lisa Wilkinson, a morning show personality who's not backward in coming forward. Her candour is pretty damn refreshing, so impressive that it seems an ideal time to whip out some rather special Choc-Tops in her honour. Go, Lisa!

My favorite part might be the very vocal peanut gallery

Someone from Jez is going to see and review this right? Just don't force Mark to do it because lord knows he's been put through enough.

For those wondering what a choc-top is, it's this:

Yes. Give it to me.

Lynching a 14 year old boy for catcalling isn't a bit extreme. It is a monstrosity. No matter who his parents were.