"Double crap! He touched me down there and my inner goddess shat her pants! My subconscious rolled her eyes and puffed a meerschaum pipe."

My mom died of cervical cancer. Chances are really good she developed it from STDs that her first husband gave her. Even "good girls" who plan to be faithfully monogamous can get HPV. Just want to scream in the faces of all those parents who refuse to protect their daughters (and sons for that matter) from one of the…

#notallmen

My grandmother had a serious boyfriend before she met my grandfather and she said that the main reason she broke it off was because he ate like a damn pig. She said "I couldn't imagine having to watch that at least twice a day for the rest of my life".

Yeah, Jack White's people wrote a pretty thoughtful response about why this wasn't professional. Publishing the rider made it seem like Jack White demands to sit around stuffing his face with guac and prosciutto on the venue's dime. When, in fact, the rider is also meant to accommodate his 30 person…

Just another case of an activist judge pushing his own agenda even if it is contrary to the Constitution... Or does that only work for judges going the other way?

Here is the full cover, "game-changing" "perfect pasta" and all.

Artists win grammys.

so much anger

Artists win grammys.

its album of the year

Hahaha. Then why has she won 20 in her career.

Beyond the music, the release of Beyoncé was historic and game changing whether you like it or not. And I'm curious as to why you say her message of feminism and female empowerment is "fake?"

'uh whatever you basics'

!! There are plenty reasons to clown Madonna, but she's near 60 and still out dances the likes of Katy Perry, Rihanna, Britney and nearly all the pop stars half her age.

She also emphasized the ridiculousness of everything that was Madonna tonight ^_^

There's still something very lame about her. She reeks of desperation despite her amazing body, her incredible work ethic, and huge talent. I don't know how to describe it. It feels like she's so desperate for relevancy that she's turning into a caricature of herself.

At first I was like, "oh, how lame." Then I realized that she's nearly as old as my mom and in better shape than me, and I stopped criticizing.

I wish she would sit down and be the diva she is supposed to be. She has nothing to prove, but, she is still going...I just want her to stop