Awwww, the poor easily-intimidated males! Maybe they just need to learn to Lean In!

Marcel was eliminated because no one wants to seriously marry a shell with shoes on.

Even Solo thinks this dude is an idiot.

Gird your loins, males

Mr. Baker, as a man, I fail to see the problem with having multiple highly-qualified women candidates. If a strong woman scares a man who is considering a run for office from pursuing it, I think that says a hell of a lot more about the quality of the male candidate than the female candidate.

Any man who would be *that* intimidated by challenging women in his party is by definition not a 'good candidate.'

GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry. This is old but this was the only appropriate response.

Ross K. Baker also wrote this article, right? More proof that when men go, "I'm not sexist, I vote for Democrats," the correct response is, "Ha ha ha ha, you're adorable!" That said, I have to give Baker credit for this pun:

AM I BOVVERED? AM I BOVVERED? LOOK AT THIS FACE! JE SUIS BOVVERED?

"Even more epic. Dancing in my dress while fire surrounds me.... AND CINNA."

YOU GUYS THE AP SAYS SNOOP DOGG WAS A SHARK

... and yet entirely predictable. poor kid never stood a chance. the only thing that still surprises in the whole houston-brown trainwreck saga is how long they managed to keep the extent of whitney houston's drug addiction out of the mainstream press. they lay all the blame on bobby brown and denied it until she…

What pisses me off is that if she dies, her douchebag brother/husband is going to keep everything. When he's one of the worst influences of her life and a massive hanger-on. He clearly didn't protect her but he will sure be the person who benefits the most if she's gone.

Well this is fucking heart breaking.

I'm not anti-gun. I grew up in a place with guns. I understand their utility. But the reason I've never bought one — besides the difficulty of getting a CHL license in New York — is that it's another thing someone can wrestle away from me and use against me. I just don't think it's a solution to the larger issue.

first things first i'm the #actually

A few minutes before the tweets started, I had gotten an email from Domino's, letting me know that my pizza order was ready, payable with cash upon delivery. I'd shrugged it off as a glitch in their ordering system. I hadn't ordered a pizza, and the address listed on the order was an apartment I hadn't lived in for a…