Because they don't give a shit. They can dictate every little rule on down their supply chain to all their vendors, but labor standards? Lol. They don't give a shit about how people are treated. These are the same companies fighting to keep the tipped minimum wage at $2.13 an hour in the US.

Complete with a makeover montage?

He grew up.

Tangentially related, have you considered writing a memoir? You have an amazing story to tell, and I think other patients could find comfort in it.

♪ The snow glows white on the *#^@$&* mountain tonight

I hadn't heard of that yet! How fun

OOOH thanks

Curse you, capitalism! /shakes fist to sky

My vision would include highlighting plus-sized fashion bloggers, Youtube makeup gurus, Instagram stars, people who push the edge of accepted norms for clothes in presentation of gender, etc. Omg, there is so much potential here. Why are television execs such dolts? Whyyyy?

Uh, that would be crazy awesome. I like you.

Yes! I miss that.

Exactly! But with an eye for the future too, not just history. :)

Wouldn't a great show be: something about the fashion industry other than Project Runway? I would love to see a program that analyzes the cut, color, context, fit and history of the clothes and designs, highlighting upcoming trends, celebrity stylists, designers, how celebrities themselves choose what they like to…

Hence only the words without an actual pic! D:

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No, Mika says plenty of stupid shit on her own. I used to like her, but I finally had to admit she's almost as bad as Joe in a different way. Years of (formerly) watching Morning Joe taught me this.

Supposedly people—even in progressive circles—believe they're one of the best political analysis shows on tv, save for Meet the Press in the Tim Russert years. Now if people assert how good that show is I look at them like they're nuts. It's mostly white liberal dudes I hear say, "Morning Joe is so ________…

I used to want to be a fan of Mika, but I've come to the conclusion she's dumber than a box of hair after seeing her embarrass herself day in and day out.

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