My vote: Polly Cooper. http://www.oneidaindiannation.com/history/notewo… Founding Mother. YEP.

First of all, immigrants without status pay sales tax and property tax, like most Tennesseans. Y'all don't have a state income tax, so nobody pays that. Social Security and Medicare are taken out of their paychecks, but they don't even qualify to reap those benefits later unless they obtain citizenship. They are…

That is hubris. As much as I want what you said to be true.

Next cycle? Hell, it's crucial that we hold the Senate *this cycle* too!

Yeah, if I never see another chocolate coconut macaroon for the rest of my life, I'll be ok.

I hear you. But! Al Franken I'm sure has cursed plenty of times, and he's in the Senate. They even curse on the chamber floors sometimes, so you will fit right in. I will check out your projects! <3 Btw read and loved your book.

Aisha, I'd love to see you direct and/or write shows/films. Do you have anything in the works? Your perspective is always fresh and insightful. Hollywood needs to fund more projects from smart women like yourself. Also, please run for office. If Reagan can do it, so can you. Any political aspirations?

This is East Tennessee. What the elderly letter writer forgot to mention was that her evangelical pastor probably told her that a boob outline incites lust in the innocent boys' and men's er, hearts.

No amount of wearing hot pink "we care" bs on the field will make up for a barrage of headlines like these over the years.

TOTES

SECRET NINJA POCKET IS THE BEST

It's like a unicorn in the wild. Or maybe a cheetah.

Great, thanks for being on board with people having the option of pockets. Your support is duly noted :D

Ever consider that women might not want to carry multiple bags or might want to easily access their keys or a fare card with a pocket? I mean, your investment in not wanting people to use pockets is incredibly silly. Troll harder.

WHOARES?!

MICROPOCKETS ARE ONLY LESS WORSE THAN FAUX POCKETS

FAUX POCKETS ARE THE WORST

Huh? You can carry things in handbags and pockets at the same time. C'est possible. Women and men carry handbags for different reasons. Sometimes they want a pop of color to go with their outfit. Pockets don't necessarily have to be on the butt — this idea that pockets are only on the butt lacks imagination. Also,…

Affordable work clothes that actually fit correctly and don't disintegrate after a few washings. I.e. your choices aren't limited to a giant sack that looks like grandma's draperies or clubbin' dresses/Coachellawear.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.