Yep. This isn’t a heartwarming tale, this is a damning indictment of our healthcare system and the effects of weak labor protections.

This is Jalopnik. This is what Jalopnik does.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

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I once had a MAGA caphead follow me at a Walmart in Meridian, MS. He wanted to start an argument with me, but i cut him off and asked him to read what the label inside the cap said. It said “Made In China”.

Dude, I was punching walls recently. Couldn’t figure out why. Turns out it was the collapse of morality in 2015 and then the collapse of the nation in 2020 and 2021.

Nothing is worse than being ‘house poor’, except for being ‘car poor’ AND ‘house poor’. Or just flat out ‘poor poor’ but if this guy keeps making these types of financial decisions that’s exactly where he’ll end up.

because men are very, very fragile snowflakes in this country, that is why. I agree w/you.. 

Why does it need to look mean? The whole “every vehicle needs to look pissed” thing is WAAAAY overdone. It looks like a Honda, and looks perfectly fine to me. Ultimately, it IS a Pilot with an open bed, so why shouldn’t it look like that?

“Upon an audit of your account, it was determined that you did not pay for the roof option, so through an over-the-air update, it has been removed.”

“Daddy, the top came off...”

I thought briefly about tossing my name in the hat over at Patrick’s new gig (The Drive) for weekend editor, but then I realized... no more weekends! My new-is resolution: Stay positive, and be a positive influence to those around me. Call me out if I screw up.

I’m sure their old pals at Yamaha can hook them up with an appropriate engine. Won’t be as pretty as that SHO V6, though.

Don’t shit on other people getting more of what they should because you’re underpaid.

Companies also have a legal obligation not to mislead the public as to the capabilities of their products. (Plenty of case law around this - TBH, I’m surprised the families of people who have been killed in Autopilot accidents haven’t sued Tesla’s ass off yet)

Yabut, Tesla leaning into your very correct assertion (people will need to parse the marketing BS) is irresponsible.

Given the nightmare we all witnessed last night, this story, and so many more like it, is what we need right now.

OH no, how dare I encourage a billion-dollar automaker to give away more gifts worth tens of thousands of dollars to hardworking charitable people lol 

“You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.”

US-2 and it’s not close