This feels more like TMZ than I’d like to see here, if I’m being honest.

I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

It’s North Korea brainwashing bullshit. And if you ask a conservative bootlicker, they say it’s totally different.

I don’t need a spare tire, either. But I have one for the same reason I have a handgun: Precaution.

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

I think the argument for what she did was (1) She most likely knew that there were enough votes for it to pass, so her opposition wouldn’t sink the bill & (2) there’s no fucking way the Senate will pass the bill since it doesn’t include wall funding, so it’s not going to end the shutdown anyway.

I can’t wait until all of the right wing nut jobs collectively disbelieve gravity and just drift off in to space.

In the coming years, more older politicians will die and we will again go through the same tiresome exercises that followed McCain and Bush’s deaths: it will be asked whether it is polite to remember a man’s dangerous policies in death, whether qualities like interpersonal kindness mean anything in the face of their…

I generally like people

This article has three paragraphs, and if you got to the tip jar part you’ve already read two. Finish the job, friend!