How dare you besmirch the good name of Hogwarts.

I love this man.

Here’s what I took away from this: cows are not the problem. The beef industry is.

“Blue lives splatter”
That’s beautiful. Thank you.

One whole dollar more, and infinitely better.

https://speedcubeshop.com/products/yuxin-little-magic-3x3?_pos=2&_sid=f79f37554&_ss=r

One whole dollar more, and infinitely better.

https://speedcubeshop.com/products/yuxin-little-magic-3x3?_pos=2&_sid=f7…

You HAVE to be talking about the car scene...

Just in case no one’s replied yet, 21 years. That’s the collective amount of time we’ve not been involved on some war or other.

When did you tell your kids about Santa, Jack?

Dude, the article literally says “...if you’re paying by card and the system can’t add a tip, set a reminder on your phone...”
Nowhere does it say, “engage in conversation with the cashier to let them know your plans so they know how awesome you are.”

This isn’t about looking good to other people, it’s about feeling…

“Jamaica soda, widely available in both glass and plastic bottles from Jarritos...”

Bollocks. I can’t find Jamaica Jarritos anywhere except Amazon, and I’ve been to some of the best Mexican markets in Dallas. 

tl;dr -- get a fuel rewards credit card and then buy stuff while you’re there.

Kerning is a bitch, ain’t it?

Someone called?

“Clean up the dogshit in* your own back yard first.”
You’re right, though. Dude’s an asshat.