My mom made me a sonic the hedgehog costume when I was 10 or so, and it looked suspiciously like the one you wore.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

The sad thing about it, is that when he talks about baseball, he really is brilliant. His understanding pitching and hitting is so far beyond anyone else on TV it’s absolutely scintillating.  It’s a shame that he’s such a fucking ignorant piece of shit on almost every other topic.

He just wants to be able to throw paper towels at Alex Cora.

I wish him all the success in the world if he gets a coaching job, just so I can watch him also not get into the Hall of Fame as a coach

—Ideology Through Scatalogy (HON302-Fall Semester)

“We reached out to Curt’s friends, MAGAgirl07898714 and PepeNotRazist8761412, and they told us via DM...”

He should just manage the Marlins, that way he would never be seen on TV or in person during his tenure.  

To be fair, he has always been a racist asshole, but he just mostly pitched during a time with no social media, so it wasnt covered a ton

They could hire him *or* they could just put a MAGA hat, a bloody sock and a tin of dip in the dugout and get basically the same result.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

When did this guy become so aggrieved? Somewhere between idolized baseball play to shitty business person he became a real jackass, and I just don’t understand the transformation. Totally jobbed the state out of money, left it paying a tab, and he’s the victim?

“The respectful and correct way to handle this would have been to ban the tomahawks and cease using the music and graphics package that accompanies the chop for the rest of the playoffs.”

Whew, you hit deep into the fashion reference stands on that one. Well done. 

Not a Cardinals fan, but fuck the Braves, and lololol at them getting nut-stomped after their whole “We won’t do our racist tomahawk chop thing while the native american dude is pitching”

LOLOLOLOL

Just so I’m clear, the “steps to discourage” the chop that the Braves had allegedly previously implemented included:

The Braves fans shouldn’t have an issue with this as they’re already used to saying the n word only when POC aren’t around.

“We can’t promise to stop being racist behind your back, but we will do our best to be less racist to your face.”

Making an half-hearted agreement for the benefit of Native Americans only to renege on major parts of it? It’s the American Way.