Parappa the Rappa

It’s not roads, it’s people. People are fatter than ever. They struggle to get into/out of a sedan, so they buy a truck, crossover, or SUV.

It has a ski door and more taillights than a DOT emergency vehicle - Hooray for innovation.

If you accept state and federal funding for roads (everyone does) then this is illegal.

Steph said the same thing, but the KRON 4 yokels aren’t bothered by that.

This is a joke. If you want to drive an AMG Benz and this is your choice, you deserve all of the maintenance woes that come with it. No amount of AMG makes this cool.  There is nothing that says, “I’m goofy,” like a bloated minivan.

Enough for about 100 cheese burgers and 3 dozen frappuccinos.

Another Drive-Thru-Window-Compatible “SUV” thing. These only exist because people are too fat to fit in a sedan. AMG 6.3 equipped for idling in the toll plaza. Too new, too stupid.

It is a Euro.

Not for $8k!

Wrong. Why are there so many poseurs here?

No. Shop for a Euro some time. It just has Federal headlamps. You couldn’t get a cloth interior, no sunroof, manual windows, in the US market. They didn’t sell that specification here.

Some of the biggest Benz production numbers ever were for the W123 and W126. Lots of reasonably priced spares. But this isn’t a good buy.

It is a Euro. Ignore the dummies.

When you imported a Euro, the USDOT made the dealer install sealed beams.

It’s nice. It’s a car that looks fast. But it’s a Honda and has zero edge to it. All show, no go.

It’s the traction control preventing wheel slip.

It’s a 306 HP Honda Civic...

You guys should find some actual porn.

Butt ugly.