I'd ask you to make us some wine but I think the critics made enough. ;)

The Elric Brothers are at it again...

skulls...right....thought they were hemroids.

She looks like a brightly colored dungeon mistress.

Military cut back. lol

But won't your aim be off and you easily fall down every time you take a hit? ;)

Might be who they're correcting...

Steve Jobs is looking healthier...

If we can't compare similar specs, then why even bother comparing the two devices? Isn't having 3G service, expandable memory and the ability to connect to a tv to share/view media part of the user experience?

Surprised he's not launching them all before "the end" of 2012...

@ImSpartacus: Not that I care about the Xoom but a 32GB iPad 2 Wi-Fi + 3G is $729.00, plus $39 for the hdmi adapter, bring you to $768. I think $31 is worth the few extra bells and whistles (microsd).

And this average guy will speak English and Spanish?

Why be a knight when you're a king? ;)

I think they preferred to be called big bone diamonds.

I don't know if it matters what platform it would come out on since it seems it will never come out. :(

LOL! I think these are small enough to drive on the cake: [gizmodo.com]

I beg to differ: [www.geekologie.com] <— Best cake ever!

Yup, it's the guy that played his father.

I'm sure his iMausoleum will look something like this.

Retail and fast food have nothing on call centers. People are even worse when they know you can't punch them in the face.