I guess it’s easy to clean up? ? ?

The divorce is an asset-transfer scam. Junior knows he’s doing time, sooner or later. Made a deal with the soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Junior to keep some money from forfeiture.

It’s not a zero sum game. You can be offended by both. And it’s a joke that shouldn’t be made to begin with. Don’t be a douche.

I never got those type of pranks period. Like haha, you believed the words that I said! How crazy and zany!!

The assholes got to you before you finished typing your first post? Damn, they’re efficient.

Any racist gray troll that wants to show its ass in the comments will be immediately flagged.

AND he will be a first-gen college student (apparently, according to that tweet above) which only adds to this incredible accomplishment. His mother may not have gone to college but she is clearly an incredibly smart and driven woman.

I love Kacey Musgraves SO MUCH. I was never a country music fan, mostly because my emotionally-abusive stepmother and shitty enabling father are, and the genre was tied up with their reactionary, religious bullshit in a way that made it impossible to enjoy, even if baby-bi Marillenbaum was cool with all the gender…

It would appear that the joke went right over your head...

But her birth nose was itching. What was she supposed to do? IT WAS ITCHING!

Man Steals Neighbor’s Underwear, Leads Police On Brief Chase

If this had happened in the U.K., the headlines would all be about “knicked knickers.”

It actually doesn’t bother me. I always dated inter-ethnically when I was single. I’m proud of my identity and I don’t have a problem with anyone who isn’t attracted to that. My husband is Chinese and is the only man I’ve known who really loves me au natural.

There’s a small piece of me that’s always delighted to see the Reader addressed. “Reader, I married him.” is hands down one of the most iconic phrases in literature IMO. It just makes my heart happy every time I think about it.

She’s also a hypocritical narcissist. I really hate that she’s become a symbol of feminism in pop culture.

She’s burning fast and bright, like a supernova.

I’m just telling you what the law is. MSU would have lost that case. They literally had a 0% chance of prevailing. They would have wasted a bunch of money, and in the end Spencer still would have been able to speak on campus.

As a government entity, MSU can’t selectively chose what ideologies they allow to speak on campus. As long as they allow outsiders to use their facilities, they can’t descriminate. There was no chance they were going to win that lawsuit, so forcing him to speak a mile from the main campus during spring break was the…

Agreed. This is probably delicious, but it turns a ten-minute prep and cook into a 45 minute process. More of a weekend cook than a weeknight deal.

You can certainly add a splash, but sesame oil is soooo strong it’ll just overwhelm everything. If you want that nutty undertow, may I suggest grapeseed oil? High smoke point, with a hint of sesame oil flavor.