Indeed.

I legit have her teeth and I was always happy to see her smile

Same! I was about to do the truffle shuffle in his honor

Indeed.

You’re also a Liz Lemon, which lends extra credence to your cheese-eating claims.

Plus I know a bunch of people, myself included, that only gave the show a chance because she was in it!

SOON

Finland has a very famous textile company, as far as textile companies go (Marimekko) and one of the main products they make is aprons. Also, I dunno, I’m Finnish-Canadian and aprons are kind of a thing? Like I own 4 even though I don’t really use them, my mom and grandmothers have a million, we just do this?

I opened a caste iron pan in front of my family and they laughed like its a crappy gift... I love it.

Yes, he is. That’s why he is going to regret that “perfect” neurological test score when it’s time to assess his competence to stand trial.

i’m a WOC and i missed last year’s march (helloooo checking yourself into a behavioral health ward on Inauguration Day is *surreal* y’all) and was waffling on attending this year’s march. however, i feel like i have to be there this year, with a simple message: “white women, do better.” fucking do. better. i don’t…

We voted, and you get Jezebel in the divorce.

I have a Dolly Parton license plate. I though y’all should know that.

I’m sooo happy she’s finally getting the recognition she deserves, been a huge fan for years

Get that money Cardi!

“They grow up into strong women that return to destroy your world”

The screen he took is literally a cognitive impairment/dementia screen. My staff administer it every day, so I know it well. The fact that he scored 30/30 points is 1) marginally surprising to me because frankly I did think he was showing signs of dementia and 2) NOT at all indicative of the fact that he is an…

So you’re saying that Obama lied to make himself appear shorter and therefore less threatening so that he could more easily complete his evil anti-US agenda...?

“Victim 125.”