Says PuddingPants!Ha!

Guys - Amazon. I just paid $9 for 25 tests. And they totally turned with both my pregnancies like day 1. They are not fancy. They do not have curved handles or soothing colors or digital outputs (can people really not read “1 line” vs “2 lines”??). They are hella cheap. They work hella good. #psa

No, but this is perfect if you’re TTC! Pregnancy tests are expensive, y’all. This is way cheaper. Plus, coupons!

This bit of news from his favorite pollster is also going to make him very unhappy. I can’t wait for the meltdown!

Some people don’t actually know they are at the point where quitting is physically dangerous.

My grandmother’s old cure-all was to mix hot cider, whiskey, a little lemon juice, and a little cinnamon and nutmeg. (It’s not bad!). The tiny, kind old woman told me as she explained it to me, totally straight-faced, that “if it doesn’t do the job, make another one without the cinnamon, lemon, nutmeg, or cider.”

You shut your mouth

Haha I’m a word nerd, so if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s pulling random weird words out of my butt.

Didn’t watch the whole thing. Busy packing to move to Norfolk, U.K.

“Jezzlewits” is also acceptable.

The fuck?

You ignorant kindling.

You’re a real fasces, Kenny.

Cord? You dickheaded cord!

Wrong pejorative, Triple T my dude. For me you probably want the one that can also mean a bundle of sticks.

Yes. I sit amongst women 10-20 years older than me (at least). All white, all upper middle class and all scoffed at me when I said it was a disgrace none of the men who won at the Globes addressed their colleagues, who were engaged in a protest in that very room. “Why should they?”

What’s more romantic than watching your boss jerk off into a plant??? American women JUST DON’T GET IT!

Why are we even dragging the troll out the greys?

Every word is pored over...Not as much as women who by the very nature of being women are REQUIRED to have a fucking opinion and the RIGHT opinion about this while dudes like me can just get away with saying NOTHING and then whine about we just can’t say the right thing without people getting upset. Boo hoo.

Pictured: the defendant in the Kardashian lawsuit, post-assault.