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Killer Mike is Snoopy, doing the supper time dance for his owner.

The second time I saw it, I cried. I’m Indigenous and saw it with 6 friends who are also all Indigenous. We all had parts of the film that got us emotional, and of course it was different parts, and for different reasons. For one guy, it was T’challa and Shuri’s whole relationship and how they referred to each other

My husband started the distance running and mustache growing and master’s degree getting after we got married, meh. So in some ways, he started taking after my dad after the vows, before I could foresee this Electra sitch. I told him that if he ever starts alphabetizing his socks by color or sitting outside with a

The heart wants what it wants.

Ya know some conservatives are not that mad about rape if it results in conception. Hand to god, they’ll say it’s G*d’s will.

Exactly. I married a man a lot like my dad. I know it, and I’m pretty okay with it. They’re bookish, they’re long distance runners, they are from the same tribe, they’re morning people, they’re skilled car mechanics, they have mustaches and so on. I have a close relationship with my dad and my marriage is good. But ya

Umm... I, I think, I think that I might know what Kellyanne is trying to say. She’s suggesting that drug dealers put nutrition labels on their product, since the millennial college kids are into that. I honestly think that’s what she means. They’ll read the Vicodin label, realize there’s no moringa or chia or

The cover picture is probably from one of the executive orders 45 signed. I recognize it from the same self-satisfied grin my nephew makes after he makes caca in the potty. Anyway, when he first came into office, 45 signed a slew of executive orders and then bragged about them on Twitter, saying he had enacted more

A lot of people are saying that.

My brother and SIL’s dog is named Baskin, and we all call him Bassie, and I call him Bassie Boo., because he’s a good boy. Biebs + Bassie! That’s all I got for this comment.

Interesting double use of “real” in the statement from the Illinois Republican Party. Thanks to 45, they don’t know what’s FAKE and what’s real anymore. I’ma call their disdain for Nazis FAKE NEWS. Damn, that was easy! I’m presidenting!

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Anyone who has ever had a panic attack must listen to this song. Logic is the only hip hop artist whose lyrics have made me cry, and his speech at the end is one of the first times he did that to me. The track is entirely about panic attacks.

Annihilation was bad. How bad was it? The theater I was in, two couples walked out on it. The scene when one of the scientists turns into a tree, my buzzed friend shouted “I am Groot” and then for the rest of the movie, other people were basically treating the theater as our own MST3K episode. It lost me early on,

Please pardon me for focusing on the press release. In regards to a man being murdered by cops, the press release is nothing to care about really but also goddamn this is a shitty PR! There is subject-verb disagreement, the writer can’t decide if there are one space or two spaces between some words and some sentences,

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Corinne Bailey Rae’s cover of “Is This Love?” I always cry when I hear it, before and after the wedding.

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Corinne Bailey Rae’s cover of “Is This Love?” I always cry when I hear it, before and after the wedding.

This guy started as 45’s caddie and is now the WH social media director? For fuck’s sake, the Community Relations head (so basically the social media director) for the school district I work for has a master’s degree and there are FIVE schools in the district. 45 has a freaking golf caddie overseeing this country’s

As a vagina haver and former kindergarten teacher who also grew up hunting, the reason why I don’t want teachers to be armed has nothing to do with being a vagina owner. To be honest, weapons training represents just another PD to add to a teacher’s to-do list. This McSweeney’s article of things a teacher is expected

I am not a sportsball fan in any season, and I could not name a professional athlete in my home state if I had to. But this article has made me a Retrievers fan.

There’s a Middle Eastern restaurant, Cafe Phoenicia, next to the Islamic center in Tempe, and that spot is one of my family’s favorite places to eat, and has been for decades. The mosque gets wackadoo protestors often, and a few years ago, I was eating at Phoenicia with my parents and son, who would have been in about