Yeah it’s like death and heaven at the same time.

All the pedants too. *takes ball, goes home*

This business of an all black interior strung with tiny hanging lights is a rip-off of an installation by Yayoi Kusama, “You Who Are Getting Obliterated in the Dancing Swarm of Fireflies.” Not hating on it, just pointing that out.

Lucifer and Hellena with two Ls, brother and sister. I know of two kids named Sativa. Alucard, which is Dracula backwards. Syncere, two of them. Benjilina.

Righ. It was, and is, totally unnecessary for their careers.

Hey so you know that The Distillers reunited and are touring this year, right?

Add “job interview” to your Google news feed so you get articles about it in your news feed. Also, this podcast was helpful to my husband, who got his dream job on his second attempt.

My mother’s go-to phrase to refer to bad drivers is “sorry sack of shit”, and I never heard her curse except for behind the wheel.

Congratulations! That’s a big deal, Lady Fircroft.

That business about the Constitution-free zone has been the case since the late 1990s on my husband’s reservation. Daily vehicle searches and hours-long roadside detainment with no explanation have been the reality for O’odham for decades. It is not new, as you point out. Most Americans just didn’t care when it was…

The Puppy Bowl is legit though.

I am a dark-skinned woman with an athletic build, and I’m steady planning my Guy Fieri Halloween costume. Inspo came when I found a gnarly spiky blond wig at a November yard sale, and since then I’ve been on the lookout for leather cuff jewelry at thrift stores, and of course the flame shirt. I’ll experiment with…

I listen to their podcasts when I cook, and so when my family hears me laughing and screeching YQYYYYY!!, they know they’ll be fed soon. Sorta Pavlovian for them.

I’m just sad that the Cash Me Ousside girl didn’t get a Super Bowl commercial. For like Dr. Scholl’s shoe inserts or something equally mundane.  

I wouldn’t have seen it without your comment.

Ikr? This could have been prevented if 3rd grade was packing heat.

I use an old school pressure cooker once a week on Sundays to cook pinto beans, and my husband and son are scared of it. When it starts hissing, they won’t go in the kitchen and when I take it off the heat to cool down, they are convinced it will explode and kill me in that moment. I have been cooking beans this way…

When I read the news that The Distillers are back together, I sent excited texts to two friends and neither one replied about that. Brody’s voice is so soothing and also sounds like she could fight anything and win. What’s not to love?

The Distillers have reunited, and are touring this year. Can you imagine a Distillers/Pussy Riot show? I would probably be the only POC there, and I wouldn’t care.

Two things men do that let me know they’re trash: 1) telling women to calm down and 2) referring to us as females.