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I can’t stand birds and probably have a mild phobia of them if I really stop and think about it, but I love this solution. Poop for pigeons! Waste for wings! Feek for feathers!

Jalopnik has a thread going rn about automated car washes vs. hand washing, and the Jalops are fully in favor of hand washing at home. About two years ago, I took my 8 month old (used) Mazda to an automated car wash, which stripped the paint around my front right wheel well and I fully don’t care, because the car

Much darker, yes. I’ll have to re-read it over the next few days now.

What happens then?

Lost me at “matters Capricornian.”

Fuuuuuuucccckkkk that! “Mom, Dad, I have chosen this man to be my family. If you want to do the same, you will permanently stop making anti-Semitic comments in my presence or his. If you don’t want our family to be united, keep saying what you’ve been saying in front of us.”

Who or what is Luis Fonsi?

Having read the novel first, I don’t like the film. In the novel, Holly Golightly starts life as a hayseed named Lulamae, who went on to be a teenaged bride to a much older man. The film glosses over those origins and therefore eliminates the character trait of toughness that Lulamae brings to Holly, making her into

Today sucks!

Not sure I am capable of lying to my mom. She’s one of my best friends. And she gave me her tamallera last night and it made me kinda weepy afterwards.

My mom emailed my work and personal emails last night and today, and also texted my work phone and my personal phone to remind me that I need to get my son’s school’s Lost and Found TODAY to find a jacket he told me he left at a friend’s house. Each message says “no worries, not angry but...”

Does this go against his creed? (bit of a reach, I know)

Before we got married, my husband and I broke up for about a year. A few months after got back together, a woman he dated began to send him threatening Facebook messages, probably because she got wind we were back together. So he came clean to me about her and after he told me his version of how it played out

Yeah, and he has to go back to them now. Awkward!

Now playing

Daddy, Please Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas by John Denver (original version)

He looks good. I came for the zaddy reference and left empty-handed.

I grew up loving hip-hop and I still actively do (not one of those who only listens to the same MCs from decades ago), I’m an atheist, the closest party affiliation I have is anarchist, and I’m multiracial. Probably not your typical country fan. I love Kacey Musgraves, Miranda Lambert, Sturgill Simpson, and Natalie

She likes doing it to country songs/She likes doing it to country songs/Doing it to country songs/Doing it to country songs/Yup

Respect to their pun game, but also saddened that the fabric of their friendship has been torn apart.

You’re waiting for a stroke of genius.