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What is that from? Want to watch more.

Traveling with super healthy people is stressful. The open road calls for Funyuns, not snap peas!

My son devours anything written by Dav Pilkey, so I was mostly surprised to learn that Piqua, Ohio, the setting of the Captain Underpants and the Dog Man series, is a real town.

That was great! Thanks for the song.

Where in the Southwest? I’m in Arizona.

I have never heard of meat sweats before tonight, and I have been enriched by this phrase.

What are cowboy cookies? I think we need an open thread just for cookieeeeeessss!

I know for pancakes to add in some lemon juice to react with the baking powder to make them fluffier. I figure the orange zest does the same thing with the baking powder in the cookie dough.

Kids are equally excited about decorating the good thick pretzels or pretzel sticks with ungodly amounts of chocolate and xmas-themed sprinkles. If you ever want to save time or add on a bonus sugary activity for them.

They’re so much work but worth it for how excited my nieces get when they see them.

I’m the opposite. I come out feeling like I’m made of butter, with a low grade euphoric (oxymoron, I know) feeling.

Why would you even chalk up for a Prowler workout? That’s like chalking up to do box jumps. Your hands aren’t gripping anything at all with a Prowler workout.

My employee gym offers free personal training for employees, and there’s a hardcore crew of us who train pretty hard every week on our lunch breaks. We’re in great shape, about a third of us are women, and two women run the gym as in-it’s their gym. There are female Boston Marathon qualifiers (not me) and triathletes

I know I often say that the best part of holidays is having members of my blood group nearby so I can verbally communicate with consanguineous people that display phenotypic variations similar to my own. We enjoy watching Blood Group Feud on the television.

Martin Yan was my first childhood crush. Justin Wilson, not so much ;)

White men are really having a moment in Hollywood.

Please just say ouroboros next time.

Buy a foam roller if you have muscle aches. It works best for rolling out large muscle groups like those in your back, glutes, and legs- not so much for shoulder or neck aches. I bought one for home use after trying one out at my gym. At home, I don’t have to stifle the o-sounds they cause.

Rolling around with farm animals is not delightful.