The porn watching stories are so common that I forgot to mention them. Yes, he has those too.

The arms on the middle woman are magnificent!

This is exactly the scenario my husband sees. Once the kid gets enough to check out their own stuff, the parents get angry at library employees over the years of accrued fines on the account they opened when the kid was in diapers.

Whaaaa?? Lena Dunham too? For the record, I don’t understand why Paula Poundstone is a darling of NPR after her child molestation charges years ago.

My husband is a librarian and the stories he tells about patrons are the worst. Flat earthers who want to host public programs at the library and don’t understand FOR YEARS why the library is not interested, parents who run up hundreds of dollars in fines on their infant children’s accounts and of course this is…

Name checks out.

Here today, gone tomorrow. Ghost penis.

I like eating vegetables and we have a year-round vegetable garden, and I’m pooping well, so I think I’m ok. Daily well-formed shit without straining or explosions, type 3 or 4. I give you the Bristol Stool Chart.

Argggh this bothered me too. When he went vegan, he changed out his pianos so they didn’t have felt on the keys. Prince is the last person who would have advocated violence on any scale, big or small.

I recommended it during a Halloween thread here about scary movies and then I was butthurt when someone replied it was a slasher film. I was like, “Nuh uhhhh!” For me, it was equal parts suspense and horror films.

I love your screen name. Little pink Diva Cups for you and me.

I’m a teacher and I give full credence to studies that say we spend closer to $800 in school supplies annually. Let us have whatever piddling tax breaks we can, for fuck’s sake. We already make shitty money and drive wack ass hatchbacks and our only vacations are camping trips because it’s all we can ever afford in…

What is happening inside her shirt? Is that a flesh-colored scarf or a baby’s arm hanging from her neck or a xenomorph?

As a kid, my first crush was on Admiral Akbar. Something about his dark “skin” against those dress whites, his gruff voice, and taking charge. Thank god for Jez, where I can admit this shit.

Has anyone read Krysten Ritter’s (Jessica Jones, Breaking Bad) novel, Bonfire? Publishers Weekly gave it a great review. I think it came out very recently.

Happy belated birthday, goddess!

The wording on this reminds me of when cops kill, and the wording is “officer-involved shooting” or phrases like “the firearm discharged”, as if cops are passive observers of how bullets from their guns get into people. The mentalhealthman’s firearm discharged...

Also a sempai and sheriff’s posse volunteer, protecting the streets of Scranton.

I’ve always understood it to be cultural appropriation. My tribe uses bundles with stones & “other stuff” inside for healing or protection. Somewhere along the road, my guess is that the use of common gemstones and minerals, e.g. mica, turquoise, obsidian, hematite, crystallized sea salt, the shiny stuff on abalone…

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead!