Around the tops of his cheeks and eyes, he’s beginning to resemble that plastic surgery cat lady.

Stars! They’re just like us. I once self-diagnosed myself with scabies after using my roommate’s laundry detergent to wash my bed sheets.

Thank Creator for New Edition and its power to make me wanna dance right after I get news about 45. Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Ralph and Mike luv you lots.

I can’t star a Mariah Carey article that does not refer to her as The Elusive Chanteuse.

Just came to say I’m in Phoenix too! I’m doing a storytelling event at Crescent Ballroom next month. Lmk if you want details.

I watched a video clip of 45 watching the eclipse. It was maybe 4 minutes long. He had his back turned to Barron during the clip, and while Melania took a few steps closer to Barron and kinda hugged him, 45 kept his back turned to his son the whole time. An eclipse is a pretty exciting moment, and most dads would you…

It’s being very Kinja. I had to come in through the side door to leave a silly gif on someone’s comment on the “Murderer Fingered by Parrot” story. Couldn’t do it through Jezebel, but was able to do it from Amp.

Maybe this?

Oh dang I forgot about Glen! I cried when he died and I stopped watching it after that, but kept reading the comic.

The international sign for “I have had it with you” next to the “C’mon don’t be a puss” sign. You can take the boy outta Queens, but you can’t take Queens outta the boy.

This is important to my family. My son is half Korean and I can think of one positive representation of Asian men in pop culture *outside of Asia*. Other than Daniel Dae Kim’s roles in Lost and Hawaii Five-O, I can’t think of others. He reads the Calvin Coconut and Alvin Ho chapter books, and I am grateful for those…

Exactly. I deleted my ex’s phone number, pictures, and don’t follow him on any social media platforms. It wasn’t a bitter breakup and the times I’ve run into him since then have been uneventful. I don’t understand why a woman would save her ex’s dick pics after a breakup. When his penis stops being in your life, you…

They would not be able to keep up with the sectarianism between social anarchists, anarcho-syndicalists, ancaps, anarcho-pacifists, green anarchism, and anarcho-primitivists, etc. Too many big words and not enough Stars and Stripes.

He’s a good kid who enjoys puns and word play like this. My nerdling.

“Despacio” means “slowly”. The diminutive “ito” at the end means “a little more slowly” and the lyrics are a man telling his partner to slow down the canoodling so they can make the sexytimes last longer.

What I like most about “Despacito” is that it added to an ongoing joke thing with my 9-year old. It’s about Greedo wearing a tuxedo eating a burrito, getting bit by a mosquito while he’s saying “Not me though” and shopping for a Speedo and listening to “Despacito” on vacation in Puerto Rico and so on. The joke is to…

Just came here to say that Logic songs make me cry. I have loved hip-hop since about 5th grade, but outside of Logic, no hip-hop lyrics have ever made me cry. He’s a gift to the world. If you are mixed-race or multiracial, he has a few songs that speak to you on his newest album. If you live with anxiety, please…

My smartphone’s news feed suggests news articles for me to read, and almost all of them are things I have no interest in, like sports, cars, WWE, and celebrities. My phone suggested an infowars article, and the thumbnail was a photo of Michelle Obama leaving Malia’s college dorm. Alex Jones says the photo is the…

Taylor rides a swing indoors in the teaser clip too. Where are Miley’s stans?