Ivanka in Trump (Tower)? I thought it was the other way around. *vomits*

The opioid crisis is closely related to health care, in ways that someone more educated or affected by it than me can explain. A lot of it is caused by doctors’ prescriptions, right? It’s not entirely intravenous drug users, so at some point, 45 is going to have to figure out how to repeal the ACA while also managing…

Yes, Those shoes were so 90s and I am not ready for that to come back. Terry cloth shirts, gaucho pants, sunflower prints, and slides. * shudder*

Yes! I’m really enjoying her writing, and I don’t think it’s just the subject matter. I already know I will have to read Stiff and Spook. I would love for her to write a book on the birth industry.

I’m reading a book called Bonk about the science of sex, and last night I learned that someone choked to death on a zucchini or squash they were fellating.

I’ve made that and it is wonderful. I have a weakness for nachos, and this recipe satisfies my love of melted cheese but it has vegetables for nutrients and fiber and all that. My son likes it too. Double the recipe for the filling so you can spoon it over chips and have nachos anyway, like I did.

I checked out season 1 of True Blood after having it recommended for years by a few friends. I thought Sookie and Bill had a boring story, and that both Anna and the guy were bad actors. By episode four of S1, I gave up. I could not devote any more free time to Sookie. So I agree-I hope she does have a better accent…

Mimi, the Sedentary Chanteuse.

Years ago, a friend of mine gave me a jug of maple syrup from his home state of Vermont. For months, we poured it over our pancakes, and dipped our bacon in it. When we got to the end of the jug, I poured some out and little black insecty-looking bits came out, with black shiny thorax chunks. All those months of…

The Elusive Chanteuse isn’t looking so elusive when she can’t be bothered to do a kick ball change. The Stationary Chanteuse?

You know how there have been a few divorce filings because one of the spouses is a Trump supporter and the sane, rational one is not? I feel like this about Chris Brown. I have two cousins, adult women in their 30s who have seen him perform live, and I wish I could divorce them. But still hang out together too.

No photos of Ivanka?

Arms crossed, bigly pouting. Why are his eyelids so white compared to the rest of his face skin?

Only person I ever knew from Guam called himself a Chamorro. He was fine as hell and like 11 years younger than me. Mmmmmm...

It’s those darn meddling kids!

Same. Threw out the only pint of Halo Top I will ever buy.

I didn’t want to star such a sad post, so I just dropping in to give you my condolences. He was definitely a good boy.

Mel B’s assistant was paid $35K a year? I make more money than that, and I am a teacher. I have to get food boxes to make ends meet, I can’t remember the last time I had a vacation that was not a camping trip I could drive to, and I buy only second-hand clothes for my son and I. Mel B’s assistant was severely…

They’re still better than the name of Kim Kardashian’s company, which I read here is something like PrincessKim or something equally inane.

Nachos keeps bootycalling me for a late night sesh.