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Well-written? The writing in FO3 was atrocious. The locales were all based on superficial and illogical gimmicks and there was no real sense of cohesion between them. It was basically a theme park. The dialogue and skill checks were equally cringe-worthy and their handling of the BoS showed a complete misunderstanding

The GC is the most underrated enthusiast car out there. I had a ‘10 R-Spec with camber plates and new toe links installed and it handled amazingly well, while still being comfortable.

It used to be a thing in certain parts of Florida (and I imagine Georgia and Mississippi).  The cars all had weird livery and these stupid lights on top, but man did they get the red mist.

No interior shots and it’s been lowered with a loud exhaust and 114K on the clock?

The idea is to NOT be noticed. Something that’s going to start when the going gets tough and be able to slink away into anonymity.

I bet it wouldn't take 90 minutes for the whole spectacle to finish.

You can save money by hurling a football into a cage of them at the zoo; it's bound to happen shortly thereafter

And that’s no hypothetical. You did just that when Tim Burton released his Planet of the Apes remake.

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.”

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Extra points for picking the automatic Z.

You forgot the 1UZ, 2UZ and 3UZ.... 

They most certainly have that right.

GM calls it’s employees “expenslings”

“The last human taxi driver, huh? That’s suspicious, maybe she could be a Snatcher...”

When encountering a person vaping follow these simple steps:

Maybe this is just me being a childless woman, but I like 3-door hatchbacks more. CP. 

By the way, I have an idea for Cars 4.

“Fastest 4 door ever at Laguna Seca” is the Jaguar Project 8 at a 1:37.xx. I’d be SHOCKED if the Tesla beat that time. The Jag has significantly more aero, was on an ultra-sticky Michelin and weighs 1100 lbs less. Correct your tweet or show me the video now, Musk.

1st lap: A new record!