For paying an extra $5 of allowance money, I let my kids choose their seats in the van (third row only, 28" seat pitch). And if they got a good progress report, I’ll even let them bring an extra carryon bag with guaranteed space (on the roof rack, that is).

Do You Miss Me?

No worries. I'm off to troll a Cummins board with my grammar pedantry. 

Science is hard, and you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

What is Jurassic Park? 

You get a start for working in a mullet reference in addition to commiting to coupes with kids.

I’ve tried. They bitch and moan about friends lists, or other features of steam they think are important. And i’m over here, like you, wondering what the big deal is.

I suppose it’s the GT-R. It’s tremendously fast, tremendously heavy, and tremendously old. It’s also up to literally three times the price...because Japanese.

Nissan is the Japanese version of Dodge.

Why not?

Audi’s selling a rebadged Hyundai Venue? Did I miss a merger? 

Joule thief!

With one month left on that inspection sticker, CP is the safe choice for me and anyone else in the Keystone State.

This may have been one of the only time Portrait mode would have been acceptable.....

Ham Sandwich Asshole

People are fine, vegetarians are weird. Also cyclists.

Who do they think they are, Tesla ?

“Now run across that field and dodge my shotgun slugs. I feel like hunting humans.”