Caucasians gonna caucate. 

That’s my birthday!

Per the settlement, Hartley was forced to resign from her job with the Department of Justice, and she is barred from being employed there ever again.

Yo, there is an anise long legs in your mug.

Yea, no, it doesn’t take a private school education to recognize how advocating AGAINST people who monetize the ubiquity of “commenting on [our] bod[ies] every fucking day for free” is petty and silly af.

So if it’s easy and we do it, you tell us we have no dignity and integrity, but if it’s “so hard” and we do it, you’re ... still mad about it?

+1 for appropriate username

Oh man. I love the party of personal responsibility. According to them, when someone calls you racist, you have NO CHOICE but to become racist. When a man sees a woman wearing a short skirt/tight top/human flesh while existing in a public space, he has NO CHOICE but to try to put his dick in her against her will. When…

Ok, wow, the writers of SATC really have zero idea how to write about relationships. The only one happily married was Charlotte, and as a result the writers gave her the flattest story arc in the first movie.

Well, the exchange rate for white women to white men is absurdly high in favor of white men, because y’all legitimize everything you show up for, and well-meaning white chicks are a dime a dozen. This is to say nothing of the quality or quantity of work either puts in, or how quickly or appallingly they fuck up.

Nothing says yes like no.

I’d never heard of Bradlees, but WOW I wish more stores followed its model. I mean, of selling ice ceam and hot dogs, not going bankrupt. :)

Agreed.

Yep. That’s the joke.

I had SUCH aesthetic and sexual crushes on this model. Totally got her haircut when I was fifteen.

Hell yea! And proud clearance rack rock stars. Rack stars.

That stinks your mom wasn’t into it. The summer between junior and high school, I got to pick out all of the stuff I liked in the Delia’s catalogue, and then my mom and I hunted down dupes at Target, Ross, and Savers. I got about $600 worth of clothes for $120-ish, and we bonded for the last time in what would be,…

Are you thinking of Delia’s of the aughts? In the 90's they were mainly a distributor of brands like Doc Marten, Dickies, Airwalk, Free People — definitely not fast fashion. In the 00's, though, they started manufacturing their own clothes, and the quality absolutely went to shit.

—boyfriend, who grew up in this ratfuck culture but somehow manages to get it

So is “pussy” going to be the new nomenclature, finally stripping it of its pejorative powers, thus elevating — LOL OH WAIT NO ONLY PREZZIEPANTS CAN SAY THAT HAHA SILLY GIRL