... and an hour-ish later I’m siting here wishing I hadn’t posted this because I feel like telling a crowded e-room full of people that a woman assaulted me at a queer dance party is airing the community’s dirty laundry or perpetuating the myth that queers are deviant or trying to diminish the frequency of assaults…

I suppose it’s possible he was blacked out and doesn’t remember doing that but I sure do, in fact it’s the first thing I think of whenever I see his name. Also I am surely not the only one.

Move it up a skosh and check out Vallejo.

COMIN’ FOR YE!

MY OWN REFLECTION **cries**

How about some modified Aliens footage? (GET IT FOOTAGE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

You literally informed the author what she meant to write and reacted from there. :)

Guy stops presuming big dumb woman doesn’t actually know what she’s saying, finds she’s actually quite funny. News at eleven.

“Lean in.”

I so badly want to take SJP’s phone and wipe the camera lens on the hem of my shirt. Sweat smudges do not a soft lens effect make.

Lester Holt seems to have prepared a binder

Why is Borax banned from products that come in contact with skin?

What is with that?? My parents had sex on the living room floor, too. Well, they tried: I walked in to see my butt-naked mom crawling seductively over to my dad, I gasped, and they leaped to their feet while covering their respective junk, squealing at me to go back to bed.

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

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