I date men and women and gradations of both, and I have totally gone on dates with ex’s exes. Like. Just to do it.

Like this?

According to a friend who used to model, designers like ultra-skiny models because they are “walking hangers”. Basically, clothes hang flat even whilst moving. :-\

I’m gonna piggyback on your post with my top three, which are stupid af, I know:

YOU ROCK YOUR TIGHTS WITH ESPADRILLES

Sorry they made you wanna bounce. That sucks, but props for not falling prey to that thing a lot of us do where we try to prove we belong in a store by buying things we don’t even need from people who don’t even respect us.

I posted this upthread, but Otherwild has some pretty obscene markups on their clothes. They source sweatshirts and tshirts from cheapo unethical manufacturers and then screenprint (actually, now that I think about it, it could very well be an iron-on decal) text in pretty grody fonts onto it, then sell it for about…

I’m presently wearing a grey Otherwild sweatshirt with the words “women wimmin womin womyn” screenprinted on it, which I want to love but only wear to bed because it’s just a bulky, unflattering, poorly fitting sweatshop-made Hanes sweatshirt that you can get for about five dollars at Walgreens but is marked up to…

Whoa. That’s the first book I learned to read. I was turning four and was tired of not being able to read — I felt like there was a whole world that adults were keeping secret from me with their mysterious shapes — so one of my teacher’s assistants took time every day after school to help me grapple with this book.

I have had daydreams of seducing him and then going all Gone Girl on his ass (or neck, as it were). Not because I want to seduce him, but because he’s stupid enough to let someone get close to him by wagging their pussy in his face.

Also, why does my cursor bounce around so much when I’m typing a comment? Writing that was a huge pain the butt.

I was a summer RA at a private women’s college that required me to live on campus while I was RAing (duh, right?). The thing was, instead of just taking my pay and dumping it in a coffer for my housing, like they did during the regular year, they wanted to pay me a monthly stipend with taxes taken out—which was less…

I was wondering yesterday how shit like this happens. Is there really NO ONE on a team who notes that this is terrible? Do they say something and no one hears them? Or do they feel too scared to say anything? What is happening in the upper echelons of corporate Americaaaaaaaaaaaughhhhhhhhhhhhhh?? ?? ???? ??? ?

I’’ve definitely been the recipient of these comments — that my suicidal depression was a result of my not exercising and going outside enough. It is really prevalent in circles that are particularly anti-Big Pharma. Exercise does help, yes — and it is really terrible when, in the thick of depression, someone suggests…

HOLY WUT MCWUT

This all reminds me of the fella who ranted a bit about sholarships being exclusively for “females and miorities”, and when I asked him to elaborate he stood up in class, pointed at me, and shrieked that I was taking my seat from a more deserving male. I was carrying an A in that class, and the class wasn’t even full,…

Yea. Quoi??

In Portland I was acquaintenced with a guy who left gag Missed Connections (and “I Saw U”s) that read things like “you had black hair and glasses and our eyes met over the kale at New Seasons/Whole Foods” just to laugh at the three or four responses he would get. :\

Yes it is. And you know who else is pop? The Buzzcocks. They make delightful pop music, with just a little punk twist.

THAT SECOND PIC IS FUCKING PROPER. It is now replacing dude-running-up-and-posing-with-reporter-than-flitting-away as my desktop.