Cool wow yay, tell your male friends.

*No side-eye against folks for whom shaved or trimmed pubic regions is source of pleasure — indeed, I do it on occasion — but that + pits +legs +, increasingly, arms (seriously people on the bus who as me why I don’t shave my arms, do fuck all the way off) is an absurd use of a lotta women’s time. I know I’d rather…

So do guys with beards rally against the pervasive belief that women should shave every square inch of their body save for their head, or do beardos just love rubbin’ their face pubes in some baby-bare vulvz?

Right? I got job at the same company as mine.

Woopsie!

It’s not, actually.

Hey numnuts, I wasn’t trying to win shit with you. Learn to recognize an ironic tilde when it slaps you in the face.

If you don’t think it’s wrong, then shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Use the time you’re spending whining on the internet about Effective Protesting Tactics to actually put together what you think is an effective protest. Go organize a blockade, a boycott, a rally in the streets — you know, the EXACT…

You are awesome.

Seriously. Roll call: who wants to hand him the match?

I don’t give two ripe shits how they’re interpreting if they use it to justify the murder of its citizens. I said it before, say it again: if the public sees a CVS on fire and is suddenly totes fine with the state executing its people without recourse, the public is a fistful of douchebags and can go fuck itself with…

The wrong committed by rioters is not even a little bit equivalent to the wrong perpetuated by the state. YOUR STATE is MURDERING Black men, women, and trans folks every — what — 48 hours. A CVS is not a human life, a broken window is not violence, a riot is not the systematic and systemic poverty, blight,…

If the public sees a CVS on fire and is suddenly totes fine with the state executing its people without recourse, the public is a fistful of douchebags and can go fuck itself with its support.

“That’s a real clever displacement of responsibility on the White House’s part. “It really resonated with me, how hard you were trying to keep your son alive against a system that we sanction and have done nothing to curb, and continue to refuse to speak out against meaningfully.” It’s a play on the most surface…

Ditto, kiddo.

I just want people at the office to stop seeing me as interruptible. Like, I’m getting a reputation at work as a naysayer because I have to constantly say “no, actually, ____” when people try (and fail) to complete my sentences for me. I work in this super corporate job and have a background as an activist and sex…

Three cheers for leeway. I thought chocolate mousse was cocoa-flavored elk until I was about seven. My parents laughed at me a little when they found out why I staunchly refused to eat delicious chocolate pie, but like ... I was seven. I can’t imagine the teasing if I were twelve.

I was going to mock the employee for arguing with a kitchen appliance but noticed at the last second that there is a space to indicate she was engaged in a heated conversation with a person who washes dishes. :-\

This is totes a combo of this week and last week’s peepee match:

I made out with my doppelganger couple of years ago, but then we went equal measures full introvert on each other and never spoke again.