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Yo if we are all looking for someone to blame, we have each other to blame. What kinda fucked up system has us on the edge of our God damn seats about the health of an 80-something-year-old-woman? That’s some stupid shit to prop up. Objectively, she never should have had that position, whether she dipped during Obama

Obama had spent seven half years fighting a Senate who successfully blocked EVERY single piece of legislation he publicly backed, solely out of spite. They swore they would do that the week he took office, and they never broke ranks. There was no way in hell they would have approved any Justice who wasn’t a

The weirdest thing is that it brought a lot of the comic book material it riffed on to a larger audience before “official” adaptations did. How many people were introduced to Dr. Orpheus not knowing he was a parody/homage to Dr. Strange? Likewise Baron Ünderbheit and Dr. Doom.

I enjoy both shows, but your statement is 100% accurate. 

Looks better, sounds better, told better jokes, had a better respect for what it riffed on, so yeah. Better in every way.

Rick & Morty is cynical nonsense. The Venture Brothers actually had something to say.

The show kept expanding and world building, and while it led to great gags, I think it would have helped to hone in on the story they were telling. Also the length between seasons would usually mean you’d forget the hints and clues they'd drop from previous seasons, so that tying them in layer didn't have as much an

Venture Bros. is better than Rick and Morty!

The show was pretty good until they ran out of book and none of the top notch actors could save the show. 

where can I look at the images he produces without watching a YouTube video?

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

You know what they say. If you can’t stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke’s sex grill.

In his defense, you were his plastic surgeon and that sword was the one you used to perform his facial reconstruction surgery with. He was rightfully angery :)

It’s 120 without the scarves.

“See this sword? Made it myself. Double-edged. Took me forever to get both edges on the same side.”

On the positive side, it also gave us Bill Hader’s impersonation of James Carville.

I respect the idea but does Kate Pierson even want to become a robot? That's a massive change just to hear Love Shack forever 

As if I needed another reason to hate the sitcom Whitney

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

I could at least understand the chicken molesting...