Or Bryan Colangelo’s wife.

His garbage time stats make him look like a much better QB. Same with Bradford. Which is interesting that both were heavily over-valued by the Vikings organization.

I think that’s it. Remember, Superman didn’t just have a healthy upbringing by his adoptive parents, he also benefited from who the positive messaging from Jor-El that played during his journey to Earth, suggesting he would need to be a positive example and good citizen for the Earth. Imagine if the messaging from…

The case got taken away from them by the state agency, so there’s a chance that if the chief keeps knowingly spreading false information that he could charged with a coverup later, so he’s just covering his own ass now.

My great grandmother said she gave me whiskey, stuffed cotton balls in her ears and crawled onto the floor of her closet and took a nap with the door shut.  I guess I had it pretty bad.

These nazi fucks were literally writing erotic fan fiction about her and Kanye hooking up after bonding over their secret nazism.  Someone had just posted his magnum opus of Aryan Taylor Swift erotic fan fiction like right before her instagram post and he was losing it because he had put a ton of work into it.

I had the colic for sure as a baby and my great grandmother would just give me a few teaspoons of whiskey so she could get a break from my wailing.

He definitely sounds like the guy who installed my fuel management system had a baby with Senator Sherrod Brown.

Take the job and book all liberals who were debate team champs in college. It will be hilarious watching Fox having to cut to commercial 15 seconds into every interview.

I think you just sold some TV execs on your new show, Diners Drive-ins and Dives, now if only you can find someone to host.....

I was just talking with someone about how awesome Samantha Power is, and it just hit me, she’d probably be Secretary of State right now if Hillary won. So many opportunities missed.

And life-saving!

Yeah, scariest thing about average intelligence is how many people must be below average for the average to be where it is.

Right? The writer seems to believe in a zero sum world where a publicly traded company that has a requirement to do right by its shareholders cannot have also done something considered positive. It’s as if it’s only positive for social justice if it’s not positive for a shareholder or a company’s bottom line. That…

How else do you make a fancy dog learn if you can’t rub his nose in it?

And like many orphans she probably also grapples with the question of “why didn’t they want me?” and maybe a touch of “was I not good enough?”

Same. Console names were as follows:

There is a place in Syracuse called Funk N Waffles where they have a full menu but, as the name implies, also have a great waffle based selection, and they have a stage and play live music and host events. The founders were members of a funk band living off campus at Syracuse University and they’d play shows at house…

At any rate, he would be a mostly powerless president. If Trump were impeached and convicted in the senate, it would mean that the democrats have supermajorities, and that would effectively render Pence powerless as congress could run the country without his approval via veto-proof bills.

Unions also need to do public relations campaigns to remind workers of the many benefits of unionization, and they need to evolve so that those benefits aren’t just talking points but actually become easily attainable. A court decision hurt SEIU’s ability to collect dues and was expected to lead to a massive drop in…