I'm with you when it comes to telling people how to create their story— which is why I can defend Anouma's view that Link has become his own character rather than just an avatar— but it begs the question: when it comes to multiplayer elements does that still necessarily apply?

I am felled by the matriarchy.

Man makes some sense. Microsoft buying them would be ridiculous. But Sony would be sensible.

Because that's all this user posts is about how Nintendo is shit.

You're weird.

Careful now, people jumped down my throat when I implied this campaign was a sham.

This pretty much encapsulates my entire view of sexy character design and why it's not necessarily a bad thing.

Unlikely, not impossible.

cool

You're wrong abut all those things, but I respect your right to be so.

Hah! Exactly! You'd think I would be better at video games than I am now, too, considering that my first three games for NES were that, Super Mario Bros. (standard fare, sure), and fucking Ninja Gaiden. Who does that to a child. I'm surprised I continued gaming at all. Maybe that's why once I got in to the Mega Man…

I'm sold. Particularly with your Mega Man X comparison. Still the best intro level to date.

Well, let's be honest— if you don't know that going in to New Game Plus, you kinda deserve it!

Oh god, no. Tragic story— Link's Adventure was the second game I ever played and my very first Zelda game. After raging so hard for so long that I almost picked up my NES and tossed it out a window (I was five, by the way) I didn't revisit the series until someone bought Ocarina of Time for me because they didn't know…

Very helpful thank you!

How would you describe the difficulty level? Is there steady pacing or does it follow the rogue-like method? I honestly love these retro style games, but I hate how they're all like the classic games they imitate turned up to 11 on the difficulty scale. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that on a basic level, but I…

Yes them too, I know. I dunno. I could be wrong here.

I believe they mean when you crash your motorcycle head-on with a car.

I... I just... Wow. Bravo.

Can't believe I almost put down $100 for that thing.