This is a blog as much as it is a news site. That's it. That's the literal end of the discussion.

I believe I recall Platinum being on contract for three Wii U games. Wonderful 101 was the first— which didn't sell because "We want new IPs! ... Wait no, but this one is too hard... and colorful!"— Bayonetta 2 will be the second, and who knows what the third will be.

I was going to say "cue Reflex mode jag-offs," but I got here too late.

This was a mechanic in Peace Walker. It's called the Fulton Recovery System, and it's absolutely a real thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_su…

I can't believe Mario 64 is only an hour and forty-five minutes.

I'm just wondering what "the wrong side" of a political issue is? Sounds like a matter of opinion— which you disagree with— which doesn't make her ignorant, it just means you have differing views.

I don't know that I've ever seen this person make an intelligent and well-read comment, don't mind them.

All blogs should have feminist insight. Because feminism should be part of the zeitgeist.

Oh, the humanity!

Which is good, considering the quests in Animal Crossing are tedium defined.

As opposed to... this? http://kotaku.com/or-he-has-a-wo…

The liberal agenda run amok I TELL YA!

True, another thing about revisiting AC at this point is I'm gonna feel really guilty when I boot it up and the village is on fire, weeds have invaded peoples' homes, the locals have resorted to cannibalism and I have bed head.

That's what it seems like to me. Patrons of a blog getting mad about blog posts.

For sure, the monthly fee definitely detracts from its attractiveness. I bought Guild Wars 2 day one with no issue doing it because I knew I wouldn't be paying a monthly fee and I will almost certainly get a ton of hours out of it, even if it's not as much as some people.

IT'S THE GAY AGENDA YEEHAW

Still confused about this whole anti-Patricia thing. Fill me in on that.

Yeah, that's kind of the vibe I got from it. Which, again, is cool in its own right, and it seems to be an efficiently amusing game. Either way I'm positive I'll check this out in the future. Bought $20 eShop points just for it but now I think I'd rather have it as a cartridge...

Oh, it's got tons of charm. And my friends have all been having a blast with it, I've never seen so many in-game screenshots on my Facebook feed, much less for a 3DS title. I guess a price drop might shake me a little, but I hate being ~that guy~, because I'm sure to many people it is definitely worth $35.