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Future-ex Mrs. Malcolm
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They really went crazy with the holiday food last year and I ended up buying a ton and hoarding it for months…

In my mind they resemble the cast of Cabin Boy.

My parents have this weird image of Trader Joe's being a fancy high-end store where you should buy food gifts for people. They had a hard time grasping that TJ's was where I bought all my groceries in college because I couldn't afford to shop at Safeway.

I have done that before

I apologize for my tone. At least in my neighborhood, supermercados are always in places with a large Hispanic population, hence lots of taquerias around.

That you know what a supermercado is but have to ask what a taqueria is…where the hell do you live vato?

Valley girls say it "taka-riya?"

I've only seen it a few times because I have to take breaks to cry for a while and then go back to the movie every half hour or so. I gotta plan my day around it. It is immensely cathartic though, like a really intense cleanse for whatever's been bothering you.

Oh my god, just that opening verse is enough to take me back to sitting in my living room in 1997, watching transfixed and hoping my parents don't overhear me watching rap videos. Finger poised on the remote to change the channel.

More interviews with voice actors please!

I thought she was stunning in the movie too, but I credit that movie for awakening me to my fetish for childlike insect-women.

As a diehard hater of Tony Stark, I'd say this cameo is just slightly below the one in Civil War where he plays the Fed Ex delivery man looking for "Tony Stank".

This is a thing of beauty and I don't care who says otherwise.

They were absolutely the worst commercials and they were inescapable with every goddamn cereal. And for some reason the commercials always dressed up the "parents" like they were going to a rave in the basement of Nickelodeon Studios.

How bizzare!

Same. The omission of Hanson on this list makes me sad because 1997 was The Year of Hanson for 13 year old me.

Get yer COOOOT!

…WHY

I watched The Thing for the millionth time.

I can say from anecdotal experience that they've helped my dad and a friend who was struggling through her gender transition.