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Future-ex Mrs. Malcolm
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I CAAAAAN’T

You're an awesome guy Lupin Addams, and I really loved talking about Neil Gaiman and The Sandman with you. I hope our paths will continue to cross, and if they don't, please know that I will genuinely miss you.

I've been trying to get the Hamilton Beach blender for years!

*upvotes, weeping*

We'll meet again
Don't know where, don't know when…

I love you guys. Well, most of you. Thank you for getting me through a lot of hard shit and helping me keep my sanity when I was working the most soul-draining jobs and struggling to find a healthy form of escapism. Turns out pop culture was always my best drug.

Paul. But I always call him Father Rory!

I kept shouting NOOOOOO at the TV through that whole scene!

YES

I love that he's just "Rory" xD

What really mattered is that Ellie and Beth were close again by the end of the show. Seeing that meant more to me than any possible hint of where Ellie and Hardy's relationship was going.

I couldn't get past "Struggalos".

We'll know the Michelle parts because they're about how much she loves her daughters and growing vegetables.

It wasn't really a hit, but it was at the stage of their flickering popularity where they could get away with darker stuff because only the die-hard fans were still listening to them.

Welp, that's sure to make them extra happy at the planned Google protest on Saturday.

Passively Resentful Donald Duck is the best thing I didn't know I needed.

I crashed a helicopter into a wave pool once!

I always loved that Tale Spin had characters with cartoony names like Kit Cloudkicker, Don Carnage, and…Rebecca Cunningham.

Yes to all and add their frozen Indian food while you're at it. And that awesome salad kit with the spinach/pecans/gorgonzola cheese.