Yes god how dare this medium that allows for artistic expression beyond the limits of traditional live-action cinema do something that defies the rules of logic.

It holds up to multiple viewings in one day!

How long are they going to drag out the tension on revealing their names? Because in this day and age, any terror suspects are usually identified in the media no longer than a day after the attack happens. Mr. Chan could just refresh the BBC News website and the movie would be a lot shorter.

That tall child looks terrible!

DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND GO SEE IT NOW

Definitely. I associate hip 80s decor with checkerboard floors and those wall clocks that looked like Felix the Cat.

But I'm also a librarian…? Trying to share my experiences in an attempt to connect with you? Let's cry in terror at the dismantling of IMLS together! I'M RELATABLE DAMMIT

SO good, and season two is even better than season one!

You have my full attention. What is this show?

My mom (California native of South Dakota-Norwegian parents) uses this exact recipe to fry fish fillets.

Good one!

"Your Woman" by White Town. Takes me right back to falling on my butt every weekend at the roller rink in the summer of 1998. Before we knew the actual title, my friends and I would argue over the lyrics being "I could never be your woman" or "I could never be A woman".

I genuinely love "Miserable", as dumb as it is.

Loooove that song

There is some uncomfortable truth here that Lin-Manuel Miranda has only been a household name for a few years and he's already getting one, yet Al has been a pop culture fixture for longer than I've been alive and only now is he getting a star.

Shushing really isn't a thing in most public libraries anyway nowadays. Do you think i give a shit if you're talking? When I already have to help an old lady set up her hotmail account, look up primary sources for the history of whaling in Nova Scotia, deal with the shit explosion in the bathroom, and gently but…

I can't comment on your peeve because I don't drive.

It is slightly annoying - I wish there was a better way for the servers to reach you than just having them scurry across the row, crouch down, and silently present you with a tray of nachos - but if someone is delivering nachos and cocktails to me during a film like I'm a debauched empress, I'm not really going to…

- I'm doing ok, the pain in my fractured toe is down to a mild ache at the moment and that makes me happy.

Good point. Food and drinks are very expensive there. But I can say that if I were dragged to something like one of the Transformers movies with my family, I would be double-fisting red wine to get me through the ordeal, damn the price.