I had always assumed it was a French name, going from Josephine Bonaparte.

Oh, probably. What do you want for dinner? You good with leftovers or should I go to the store after work?

Yeah see unless they are like seal trainers at a theme park or something that's weird.

Mr. Reynolds and I text each other pictures of our cute animals, but it's sort of an implicit teasing/passive-aggressive shaming game, as in "I got to stay home today and hang out with our adorable cat while you were at work, nyah nyah look at how cute he is" or "look at our adorable cat, he is so lonely because you…

Trying to get leftovers out of my fridge before I leave for a week, so probably going to make some kind of half-assed tacos out of the leftover beans, rice, chicken, and tortillas from Sunday's El Pollo Loco feast.

Basically, you are not allowed to talk above a quiet whisper. If you talk loud enough for the usher to hear, you get a warning, and if you keep talking, they will throw you out. Also you must keep your cellphone off at all times, or they will throw you out without a warning. It's very nice. And thanks to the food…

I'm pretty sure it's gonna get ugly if/when it will actually come up. Weirdly enough, it goes even worse as a middle name.

Ah, that must be it. What a throwback. Thanks!

I'm going on vacation to Portland tomorrow! First real vacation in six years!

My grandmother's name was Josephine! She was not Slovenian, however.

When I was much younger I saw that my mom was hurt because my brother didn't name his daughter after her. Trying to cheer her up, I told her that I would name my daughter after her if I ever had one. I'm really hoping that she forgot I said that, because my mom's first name doesn't really go with any of the names that…

I heard there's a separate TI-inspired community being formed in response to the Kinjapocalypse, can you or anyone in the know throw me the link?

I used to work with Edmund Kemper's niece when I lived in Santa Cruz. She is very nice and delightfully batshit insane.

Alamo Drafthouse has the most fascist rules for movie-going behavior that I've ever seen, and it's wonderful.

Rubio is squarely in the Donald Trump Jr. tier of "Harvard tennis team captain and amateur date rapist".

"Hooray! People are paying attention to me!" — Marco Rubio

Ha! It's true, at least in my experience. We raised all of our cats together with our big sweet dumb golden retriever and they were all pals.

I didn't know him or his music, but fuck sickle cell anemia. RIP.

Uhhh…I think your cat was trying to tell your parents that she wanted to be in a death metal band.

She was awesome.