Solidarity upvote. Take your time to mourn and move on, you'll know when the time is right to get another cat.

Oh my GOD, my cats are right now having a turf war over a stack of printer paper on the floor. They fight each other for the right to sit there like a bunch of idiot toddlers, like they're playing king of the mountain for three sheets of blank paper.

Per our discussion on the Avocado yesterday, your kitty is both adorable and fat enough to take up the whole sink, so enjoy adapting to the kitchen peasant!

That is a good kitty, take good care of her for taking good care of you. I'm jealous about the patient claw clipping - I usually have to swaddle my cats in a towel or blanket and then feed them copious amounts of catnip afterwards as a treat to get them to calm down.

Murder-mama cat also loved to catch little garter snakes, throw them up in the air, and spike them like a volleyball.

I used to have a cat who loved A) murder and B) getting laid, and my stupid parents never bothered to get her tubes tied, so we would have kittens every spring. She was an amazing hunter and would bring us a dead thing nearly every night, dropping it off on the doorstep. I got very good at shuffling my feet along the…

Isn't that the life that their skeleton ancestors worked so hard to give them when they came to this country?

Thought we lost him to that goddess's vagina once and for all.

It's a lost art. So many stop-motion skeletons are going off to college to be in the tech industry, no one wants to follow the traditions of fighting Perseus and Ash Williams anymore.

I've always wanted to have a pet guinea pig and name him/her Cuy, just to see if anyone would get the reference.

Good on them for helping to keep stop-motion alive.

I like "Give a Little". The video is just nonstop joy from start to end.

I loved them as a teen and I'll bop along to a few of their songs now, but I haven't bought an actual Hanson album in about 10 years. I'm happy for their continued success, though.

I can't listen to the program and I need to know which one of the Hansons said it, dammit! I bet it was Zac. He's always been the mouthy one.

I think he'd make a good Gambit.

Saw Baahubali 2 for the 8th time, this time with a friend who was appropriately dazzled.

I'm going to straight up be a Silicon Valley capitalist bourgeois pig here and say that if this means we can now get Whole Foods groceries delivered via Amazon Prime Now, this is awesome.

"…and that's how I met your mother!"

The worst part about visiting Atlanta in July wasn't only that the heat and humidity was nigh-unbearable, but that the air was so heavy and polluted that my eyes burned whenever I went outside.

I've considered moving to Sacramento many times for work, and there's a lot about the city that I like, but sweet Jesus every summer it gets to like 105 and STAYS THERE for a solid month.