I stopped having sex with dumb, shallow, and desperate a long time ago. So much better for it. PS That Jax creature is a sad, little girl. Does he not realize that his participation on this show makes him less employable than he already was?

Terra Cotta is the new black.

Far from retired, she has been very busy for the last ten years, selling cantaloupe cream, big ugly sofa’s, and hawking her husband’s tequila brand in “casual” Mexican vacations, shot by paparazzi with the Clooney’s. She will continue said busy-ness micro-managing her children’s modeling careers. No time for modeling!

Queen invented Shade. When she is sent to be with Jesus, Shade will no longer be. God Save the Queen.

There must be plenty of overstock of this stuff. How about it, Melonpuss?

The length of that speech gave me an anxiety attack.

Leo is fatter than Amy. He never mentions it; neither does anyone else. PS You have to have a gigantic head if you want to get picked for Hollywood.

This stupid show signifies the death of New York as my friends and I knew it, before they started hauling in tourists from DesMoines on busses to see “Carrie’s stomping ground.” I had the great misfortune of not only having SJ Parker as my next door neighbor, but I also owned a business on Bleecker St near Magnolia…

I didn’t decide anything, moron. Grow up and learn how to read.

If you had any idea the kind of thirst and shameless drive that is behind every Oscar win, you might be a little less repelled by DiCaprio’s desire to win. “Hasn’t done anything to deserve it yet?” Hmm. He’s been in the industry for the past 30 years, learning his craft by working with the best directors, turning out…

Every time Madonna’s publicists assistants assistant announces that the ordinaries are partaking in parenting discourse after devouring what has been spilled from the office, she squeals with glee. We only read about Madonna and Guy’s co-parenting conflict because it is an integral part of the strategy, which in M’s…

Wow. That’s a stretch. I never “decided” anything. I said I “hoped” liked I “hope” her orchids thrive, or I “hope” Wayne Newton surprises her backstage and asks her out on a date. Paternalistic? That’s my husband’s job!

Never said she wasn’t smart, or capable. Just hope she experiences a bounty of fresh dick before she dies. Would be a shame if the only love she ever got in her lifetime was from the Captain Kangaroo that lusted for her at 14.

Condolences. Hopefully this means that before she dies, Celine will have a chance to have sex with someone other than the old dude who groomed her and took her virginity at a time when she should have been out banging everything in site

I prefer to take my inspiration from someone whose full time job is not to look as young and beautiful as possible, aided by a staff of people who function as cooks, cleaners, shoppers, errand runners, schedulers, all-around ass-wipers. Seriously, do we need to contribute to another celebrity mortgage payment in order…

Liquor and chain smoking: not your best look.

I hate to wax nostalgic and piss and moan about how things “used to be”, BUT....15 short years ago I lived in a one room shack in Tulum, which at the time was paradise. Development on the Carribean coast had been forbidden until the shady government sold fake deeds and leases to beachfront property. Today, it is a…

Never understood their appeal.

Published last year Harvard Med Journal. Science is assuring.