And people wonder why I would rather die alone, eaten alive by worms, than ever leave the house.

If someone is offended by breastfeeding in public they usually have the option to look away. A disruptive child that is not being properly tended to in a restaurant, where paying diners expect to be able to experience a meal that is better than an experience they might have at home shows a lack of consideration. A…

I applied a novel approach when raising my kids. I taught them table manners at home. It was never appropriate to throw food, raise their voices, or act out and I never had to resort to electronic devices as a means of “distracting” them during mealtime. It translated very well when they were in public because they…

Clean it up AND leave super awesome tip.

If your kid doesn’t calm down after whatever “reasonable efforts” you apply, the next “reasonable” action on your part would be to remove them from the building, pronto. That way, no one else would be inclined to “stick their nose” in your babysitting responsibilities. Shitflipping avoided!

There is only one place that is appropriate for spawn: Chuckie Fuckin Cheese. Period.

Fuck kids. Fuck their parents harder.