Largely because it’s physically impossible for him to move slower.

I’m surprised they didn’t blame the refs. 

I stared at that 2014 tweet and at first I lol’d but then I serious’d, because it actually is not a truism— it means, logically speaking, that SA and Miami can only lose to each other in the Finals. If another team faces either in the Finals, they’ll lose. That may be a wrong thought, but it’s not exactly the same as…

Dude has lived 30 years with HIV, but can’t survive one year with LeBron.

So this is a legit question — it would be more “aesthetically pleasing” to you if they hedged/closed out more lazily and gave up more open shots defensively and/or jacked up more contested shots early in the shot clock offensively?

It’s snarky, ignorant nonsense like this that gives bloggers a bad name. I’m a Maryland alum, FFS, and even I find this offensive. The “helpful” call was a correct foul call. As for the missed call on the double-dribble, to quote Auburn coach Bruce Pearl: “Get over it.” Grow up, man. This is embarrassing stuff. 

This take is so tired and lazy.

After the Garnett trade, this is when the tank was supposed to START. The fact that they’ve managed to rebuild is magical. To make the playoffs this year is sorcery, like they’re a bunch of mages, or like, what’s the word I’m looking for...

I guess this is a bad time to mention that Boston has thier embarrassment of riches because they traded thier two best players to the Nets in an effort to not win. And the nets were able to take that horrible contract and get Russel because they had plenty of cap space, i.e. they didn’t bother to sign mid level free…

D’Angelo Russell making the playoffs while the GALAXY BRAIN front office of the Lakers sits home again is one of the most heart-warming stories of this NBA season. 

Look around the 28 second mark. Kemba totally leaves Lamb hanging, and you can instantly see it on Lamb’s face.

You the real bitch-ass motherfucker.

I think there is kind of a Wilt qualifier where anything that Wilt is the only player to have done previously isn’t counted as really having been done before

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

The saddest game of HORSE of all time. 

Danny Green’s resurgence this year has really been something to watch. Let me be clear: I’m a Spurs fan. I LOVED having Danny Green on our team. Heck, he was ALMOST Finals MVP in 2013 and was a crucial contributor on both sides of the ball for most of his time in San Antonio.

Someone didn’t watch the 2013 NBA finals.

Not sure what happened there but don't we think the story should reflect that the official Curry kept taunting was not the same one who called the last foul? Honest question not trying to be passive aggressive. 

Good. Steph Curry is a little piece of shit. Fuck that guy

Neither call is nearly as bad as the Warriors Twitter accounts say they are, but regardless, no call would justify how much of a gigantic asshole Curry comes off as there.