I can't be the only one wondering how many total dwards there are.

It was nice of them to call in and say hello, but I believe he prefers “John.”

Some of Watts’s Hispanic slurs include:

Maybe not, but he started typing that tweet in August.

“It” being America, of course.

A 13-year shoe deal!?! Man, I wish I had your lawyers.

SLADE: Hello, my name is Slade and I’m an alcoholic.

Ironically, I beat Pacman one time on my old Amari system. Loved that thing.

that’s actually my bio on grindr

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At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

So has Franklin Parish High School.

Do you understand why so many women appear to be in relationships with catfish? If so, could you explain it?

The second most important thing is that Jon Daly has been routinely collapsing on the course since the mid-nineties.

The most important thing we can take from this story is that the seediest strip club in Myrtle Beach is called Heaven.

Was I supposed to not?

At the very end of the clip you can actually just hear the chair ump whisper, “I’m rubber...”

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And here I thought all the Denali nonsense was peak bullshit.