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we now know it went on for nearly two decades, and involved thousands of students—nearly half of them athletes.

Further proof there is no white privilege.

Crowder immediately gave the report an A

This is a good joke about a bad thing.

An easy way to see how many shots were fired is to check in the goal behind Johnathan Bernier

At least with the Leafs in town any more shots taken at Senators today are pretty much guaranteed to be off target.

This definitely seems like the Falcons: a second and long followed by a third where they are nowhere near the marker.

Yes, after the whole sex abuse scandal with the guy who does Elmo's voice, Sesame Street pulled way back on the Elmo-promoting and started featuring other Muppets more prominently. Thank Christ.

Seems like a solution in search of a problem.

God I hate this rule. Any player laying on the ground should be considered part of the ground.

How else will the receiver know to run the slant route?

Give the CFL a break Tim. Do you know how hard it is to paint a perfectly straight line on the field every time a team gets a first down?

I assume it's a metric thing.

If you ask a Canadian, they'll tell you that everything in Canada is always -40 degrees.

You sit when you poop you just use a thing to elevate your legs that makes your body shaped like it's squatting. At least how I, Rebecca Rose Poop Trailblazer, did it when I pooped through a new horizon.

Word in Tallahassee is that he is gonna have to freebase a kitten to get suspended.

I thought the low left arm and obvious off-balance look of him was enough context to show that.

He is in public right?
You and anyone else can take all the pictures they like in public.

Freedom of the press, I guess.