Change that "G" to a "C," and you'd have a headline people will click on.

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I guess that makes this the first case where Windows would actually help a computer run better.

Much better tackler than his cousin, Lito.

That's an excellent question. I didn't even think twice about calling them small-market. We need a better term, something that means "cheap-ass" but with a little more decorum.

I'll be there for her rebound.

Indeed, Mr. Sterling recently terminated a Caucasian head coach and traded for an African American head coach who is now among the most highly paid and respected in the league.

Hey, Sudanese courts!

You're forgetting that Cole has won an NBA championship in EVERY YEAR he's played.

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

Someone get a music track up for daft punk technologic to go with this sound board

He should be honored to be called a cunt. I vote for Poop. He is a piece of Poop. I hate this Poop man.

You lost me after the first sentence. Jumping off that one bridge in San Fran is a felony, you should try it!

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

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Any entity that uses the word "Anyways" to start a sentence is questionable at best.

Even on fire, I'd rather be in Atlanta than Columbus.

I wonder how many people recognize the Super Mario Bros theme song worldwide nowdays. 100 million? 300 million? 1 billion? It is one of the most iconic gaming tunes in existence, so it would be interesting to do some kind of study on this.

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.