No, we'll hear "Cold Fusion" and laugh.

No. you god damn idiot.

Not surprised he said something this stupid, frankly. Price always seemed to be a period short of an ellipsis to me.

The same meagre amount Microsoft payed the guy who wrote these error messages???

comedy gold

He does not approve of this hoodie....

Maybe I'm alone here, but after reading that "she has been linked romantically" with this dude, everything else in the article just reads as double entendre. For example:

What was that? I couldn't hear you while putting on my cleats.

So you still can't say Prince's name?

Kinja is being awful today.

No, she's a money grubbing whore who left me for a bigger paycheck.

KEEP CALM AND

This once happened in the Cardinals locker room, that was the classic rat zinger.

What's the big deal bro? I have no interest in the apps and the media I just want something I can watch the Netflix and the amazon prime on.

I was wondering why I was reading about this!

I think he's talking about the ESRB here...

Just turn your computer sideways when you watch it.

In a Chicago tornado is there a safer place to be than Soldier Field? There's rarely a touchdown in that building.

I'm from Kentucky and this is hilarious.

MPC-HC also has a user interface that doesn't make you want to lay on the ground, kicking and screaming like a 4 year old.