Excellent! You feeling better makes me feel better. (and I didn’t mean to suggest that you are being shat on by the universe. I love the way you take life one day at a time:)

You’re having kind of a bad month, Furlock. I hope some good karma kicks in for you in the new year.

It wasn’t enough to just erect a statue. They had to dig up him and his wife, and move them which is totally insane.

Damn, Furry. That is a rough day. I’m sorry! At least you have pork belly?

That’s a Tuesday night for me, Furry.

Wouldn’t Allred know that? Or am I missing something?

It needs to be burned to the fucking ground, along with the entire rapacious sports conglomerate that thrives on devouring barely-teen athletes and spitting out their bones in exchange for the vague promise of Olympic gold and a Wheaties box.

Do we know that this shirt is real? The font looks suspiciously even, like someone just photoshopped it on top of a solid sweater

...thought she’d have “dozens of orgasms” on her wedding night because she “earned” that by staying a virgin and marrying one.

Sooo impractical! How does she wipe her ass with nails that long? And what about sexy time? If I was a guy I would not want nails like that anywhere around my junk.

At least the scene with the lightsaber didn’t play out like this development image reveals.

What the hell is up with Khloe’s talons? I’ll never understand why some women want fingernails that long.

I refuse to do a mashup with Ace of Base.

I’ll buy that for a dollar.

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

I know. I understand logically why he has to be, but it also makes me sick to my stomach. He might be eligible, but he’s not worthy.

And to compound this, that Hillary Clinton isn’t.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

Women are going to tear each other apart for the crimes of men.

is it plead or pleaded?