I never wrote you or anyone should feel guilty.

I hear you can make big money online eating like that.

As I recall Egypt and Rome didn’t get along for a time.

Just because life is shitty as fuck elsewhere doesn’t mean we have to feel guilt for how “good we have it here.” Progress and equality are not mutually exclusive with backwards ass societies.

Egypt, you used to be cool. Say what you will about polytheism, I bet crocodile-head guy didn’t give a shit about how people ate fruit.

Yes entitlement is a drug.

Don’t give Mike Pence and his ilk any ideas. He probably already doesn’t eat fruit in front of any other women than his wife, sorry, than in front of “mother”

I complain here a lot about almost everything.

That’s the spirit!

A “SUGGESTIVE” style of eating? Damn, it’s a good thing these guys have never seen me eat.....well, anything. Because I Romance the shit out of food. Seriously, I should make a viddy of me giving a baked potato pleasure;)

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

Whoa let’s not sully the first and second best cookies in the Girl Scout line that way. They can throw Trefoils, or whatever they call their worthless gluten-free ones. Suckos, probably.

They just raised the terror alert to Cheetoh. (I almost feel bad for that brand)

I wanted Jones to win, so...?

But it is still a win! And also continues the proud tradition of Dump endorsing the worst of human waste and thus ensuring their defeat.

Somehow, some way, enough Alabamians looked at the bottom of that crusty bucket and said, not today.

Eh, I’m gonna take it as a win.

The lowness of that bar— try not to think about it too hard! Just give thanks for now! *whew*

Jared. Didn’t. Bother. To. Mail. His. Ballot.

I mean, it’s pretty clear that Donald Senior doesn’t know how to dress himself or communicate in complete sentences, and Junior can’t seem to tell when people are trying to trick him. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Trumps struggled with lots of seemingly basic tasks. Have their daycare instructors reported back on…