WHAT! I made a typo! Well fuck me to death!!!

Okay!

I prefer the spinoff 3 Broke Hermaphrodites and a severely handicapped cyber ostrich. Hoppy the Marvel Rabbit makes a cameo, it’s really great.

You don’t know me.

Can I just posit I was having a bad day and got drunk. I don’t really understand all that pretentious drivel you’re shitting out of your mouth orifice but you sound really smart. I hope it made you feel good.

Eh, was my best friend since kindergarten and his mom called me weeping one night asking if he did anything that could’ve aggravated his heart condition but I clammed up. Solidarity and what not, didn’t know he was gonna die. Sorry to bug you DG, won’t happen again.

I really enjoy the game but I don’t shit gold so I don’t know how to keep current with the constant expansions.

None of Black Mirror is worth watching. I’d rather cut the tip of my cock off with nail clippers then be dragged through a hallway of coarse sand paper and salt wherein vinegar was raining from the ceiling then watch that show.

Hehe, most people are dead.

Yea that jazz with Kassia and Euphemius in Africa still baffles me, seems like quite the macguffin.  

My guess would be something computer related (for faking Warhol) but what the fuck do I know about faking art.

Yea a couple months before my buddy overdosed on heroin he would compulsively pick at his forearms. Drove me fucking nuts but I was a dumb teenager and I didn’t do shit cause I didn’t want to ‘rat’ on him. Super good on ya for kicking that shit DG. Must make you feel good as fuck cause I can’t fathom how anyone can…

My gracious acknowledgment to your wife RN, got a personality disorder myself and I know those folks get spread pretty thin. Shit I mean especially nowadays.

I mean Farley is hilarious but my favorite part of that sketch is watching Applegate and Spade desperately trying to keep their shit together.

The browning is something the vast majority of cooks unanimously agree on. It does generate fond on the bottom of the pan that you can scrape off and enhance the braising liquid. That being said, the maillard (ie. carmalization) reaction that you get from searing a piece of meat tends to get lost over a long braise.…

Poodle I gave you a poor answer, I’d have enough moonshine to kill roughly ten men. I know I’m late but searing your roast is a personal preference, I’ve done both and if your going for a long braise i.e. Sauerbraten it really doesn’t amount to shit if you sear it or not. You should absolutely boil the marinade, it…

Mmmm, you do need to sear your roast efficaciously although his time limit is rather severe. I fear you may be in the flux of inbetween Alton’s. I know I’m a culinary school failure. It’ll take roughly two hours for a grocery store adventure to get tender in your context. I would pack on herbs, I’d do tarragon, dill…

What a victim you are. Get the fuck over yourself.

HAHAHAHAHA. Yea, what a jag off Meteor or whatever is. I’m not reading Mortal’s shit cause I read his prior screen caps and they amounted to nothing. Be buddies on the internet or don’t but don’t waste your time fucking vilifying people.

Uhh, this is not something I intend to care about that much so I’m not gonna read that. Good luck on keeping the pleebs down chief! You are a paragon of moral virtue! You got harassed online? It hurt your little fee fees?