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Of course you can. I know I am.

Polarizing and contentious pretty much sums up the internet. And politics. And religion. And sports. And... You know what? Let’s just go with “humans”.

Oh, I get it... Mario is Nintendo, and Yoshi is their fans!

“We’re not hitting you over the head with artificial scarcity, we’re just directing you towards hot-ticket items! (Okay, really it was the former.)
But we definitely won’t drop you in a chasm in a heartbeat to get a leg up!”

I read Holly Madison’s book, and even though she definitely tried her hardest to present herself in the best light possible I have no doubt that he was a narcissist and a control-freak that exploited women’s insecurities to make a fortune. Why he can be so revered by anyone other than horny cis straight teenage boys

He may not have called them bitches, but he sure as hell didn’t respect them. I will never understand the Hefner apologists - it is no coincidence that Cosby and Hefner were best buddies and at least one of the Cosby rapes happened at the Playboy Mansion.

53% of white women voted Trump. There’s a lot of female creep-enablers out there.

He was a historical figure and had massive cultural influence, but much of his legacy does not have a soft place in my heart. He had a long and privileged life. His idea that putting women on display for male voyeurism was the same as liberating them sexually was always heavily flawed and very misogynistic. Instead

I blame about 40-60% of my childhood trauma on Hugh Hefner so I can’t say that I’m in mourning. My father thought it was a funny and novel idea to tack pictures of Playboy centerfolds in the bathrooms at our summer cabin, so every time I had to pee I would be staring down a voluptuous bunny giving me a come hither

thanks for the mammaries.

Fucking Hef to get into the pages of Playboy is going to be extra gross now.

Of all the post about Hugh’s death, Jez’s was the one I wanted to see most as to see how he was remembered. He has a complex legacy: publisher of some of the best authors of the 20's century, great art, amazing photographers (Annie Leibovitz, Herb Ritts, Helmut Newton among others), insightful interviews, early

Yeah, what to say- godfather of modern porn finally dies? My first trite thought is that Cooper Hefner is not a great name. No offense, Coop- yer dad wasn’t a creative, per se

He went out on hump day -

If he gets to sue her for a gingerbread house then I get to retroactively sue that bitch Tiffani who ruined my model of the solar system in third grade.

“Abbi, I just saw Lincoln and then I met his girlfriend and I shit myself from a sphincter-quivering, pelvic-floor-loosening, socially lethal combination of cheese, champagne and cocaine!”

It’s the dress code at FOX. Short dresses, stilettos, and commando.

it features four female co-hosts, one rotating male guest they call “one lucky guy,”

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

Hot take: he is a feminist but knows that calling himself one is inviting criticism by both anti-feminists (who would oppose him for no reason) and feminists (who would hold him to a certain standard to *earn* the label). By eschewing the label he allows himself to do good things with no pressure.

I mean, it is a little like that. I’ve been reading Jezebel for years, and the history on that sort of thing is mixed. Post authors seem to be in favor of man feminists by about a 4:1 margin, but comments are usually about fifty-fifty, with fifty percent supporting the idea and fifty percent either rejecting the idea