That’s the hentai version. Boner Man.

How did you think you’ve been getting one all this time? It’s always scavenged off some other corpse. Sometimes while they’re still watching and bleeding out.

How did you think you’ve been getting one all this time? It’s always scavenged off some other corpse. Sometimes…

I was planning on getting an Xbox One before it arrived, but my plans didn’t work out that way. I did end up getting an Xbox One as a gift from my wife 4 months later. If I would have know she was planning on getting me it, I would have kept it.

I was planning on getting an Xbox One before it arrived, but my plans didn’t work out that way. I did end up…

they put a fleshlight in it

they put a fleshlight in it

You’re one of those people that pronounce “gif” as “jiff” aren’t you? That’s not how soft Gs work!

#blessed

That my friends is what a smack down looks like.

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I bet jumping on a trampoline while holding a jade egg in your vagina is amazing for your core.

But, do we invite Mariah, so she can dance between the pelicans, during the filming of the ad?

I can smell the millions of dollars already.

So, lackfuckster?

I’m sure! :)

Lololol that’s amazing. But bro, first rule of housesitting is never open drawers in bedrooms! Everyone knows this.

Legit lol. That story made me think of how me and my bff used to have a pact that we’d get rid of unseemly items in each other apts and clear the history on all devices in the case of an untimely death.

Panel 1:

Serious question, did he ever leave the house?

To all the commenters over on giz: see this is why you can’t be writing shit like this at work. Whether you agree with what he said or not, it’s a liability for the company.

Okay, so what is the point then? What was the reason for your original comment? Because what I see here (and please correct me if I am wrong! It is hard to get sincerity across on the interwebs, but I’m willing to engage in good faith dialogue) is you getting defensive and upset because HG said that sometimes men…

I have the teeth of a coffee drinker.